Episode #2
Today saw us camping on Cable Beach…….
“Hey Bruiser” Jaiden said “I think I see a mermaid!”
“No Jaiden” I said….”that was last nights blanket”….
Naughty Bruiser….
And so we left cable beach……
Along the way we past some wild brumbies…..
Yee haaaa!!! Screamed Jaiden…..And slapped my arse……
MMmmmm Naughty Jaiden…..
We later on passed some wild Donkeys……
Jaiden then muttered something about Digit being hung like one….
Naughty Digit…..
We then pulled over for the night (no pun Intended…lol) at a remote campsite…
I’m sure that the roo’s said something about shitty Mack’s …lol
Bad Bruiser…..
Unfortunately the campsite we picked wasn’t that remote…..
And after Jaiden sneaked into a nearby tribal hut and did naughty things to the chiefs daughter….
We had to hightail it outa there….. Jaiden blamed it on the Donkey’s from the day before…..
Bad Jaiden….
During our escape we stumbled upon some ancient tribal rock paintings….
“You were right” said Jaiden….(looking up at the top right hand corner of the rock) “Kenworths are stuff of legends”…… and proceeded to drop to his hands and knees and began to Chant….KW…KW…T904….lol
We made a quick pit stop so that Jaiden could Phone his Dad and tell him of the Mighty Kenworth Shrine….
“It really is true dad…Kenworths are the one and only truck for me....” Jaiden Said….
“But unfortunately Brown & Hurley won’t trade in a clapped out Mack for a superior T904”…..
Bad Brown & Hurley….lol
On our way to Katherine Gorge we spotted that new fence that was built to keep the rabbits out…..
"How the hell did we get here" said jaiden...lol
Naughty emperor nazi gori
Jaiden said that he would like to try some fishing so…..
We tried but even the fish don’t like Mack’s
….lol
We left the fishing hole and proceeded towards the gorge….but then out of nowhere….
Evel Knievel flew passed…..He obviously thought that all those Toyotas were there for him to jump…
At last we made it to Katherine Gorge…
We decided to take a quick swim….hope Jaidens not scared of heights….
“Ohhhh Shitttttt” screamed Jaiden….. “Why can’t you take me somewhere safe to swim”….he screamed……
And so I gave in and found Jaiden somewhere “Safe” to swim….he he he
You sure it’s safe Bruiser…..
Yes Jaiden I’m sure…..
Naughty Bruiser…lol
Stay tuned for the next episode of Jaidens Outback Adventures… ;D