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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 4:07:15 GMT 10
What Is A SWIFT Driver's Favorite Saying?
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it were not for Swift the right lane would be rust!
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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 4:09:08 GMT 10
What Do You Call A Lot Lizard With A Mattress Strapped To Her Back?
An Owner-Operator!
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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 4:10:19 GMT 10
Why Did McDonalds Ban JB Hunt Drivers??
They Kept Tearing Up The Playground Equipment!
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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 4:11:04 GMT 10
Why Do Some Roadway Trucks Have Only One Seat?
So The Driver Knows Which Side To Get In!
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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 4:11:47 GMT 10
What Does Swift Stand For?
1) Slow Wagon In Fast Traffic!
2) Sure Wish I Finished Training!
3) Sure Wish I Had A Faster Truck!
4) Stop Whining I'm F-ing Trying!
5) Slow Women In Freightliner Trucks!
6) See What I F'dUP Today!
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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 4:14:34 GMT 10
A JB driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Swift driver walks over and says what is wrong JB. The JB driver replies I am 2,500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there is a scale on the way. The Swift driver says well when you get up to the scale cut your lights off and coast on by. The JB driver replies thats a good idea so they part ways. the Swift driver is traveling down the road when he notices the JB driver pulled over by the DOT. The swift driver replies what happened JB the trick didn't work. The DOT replies no but it would have if it would have been night time...
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Post by Eskimo on May 11, 2009 4:51:14 GMT 10
hahahaha i've read these jokes on a site and they are shit funny  |
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Post by Hauler on May 11, 2009 5:12:19 GMT 10
hahahaha i've read these jokes on a site and they are shit funny Yep they are that's y a loooong time ago i asked digit to make a jokes board  |
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Post by Eskimo on May 11, 2009 5:43:09 GMT 10
lol
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Post by Bruiser on May 17, 2009 20:37:18 GMT 10
Told some of the swift drovers your jokes peter....i'm still hiding from some of them...lol
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